Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Where's Tiger?

Almost as amazing as Tiger keeping all his affairs secret for so long is how he has disappeared since the scandal broke after his car accident on Thanksgiving. There is no proof of where he is, but here are the guesses from the gossip pages.

  • Africa

  • New York's Trump Hotel

  • On his boat somewhere in the Bahamas

  • Rehab

  • In recovery from having plastic surgery because his wife broke his face with a golf club

  • Various cities with various women

This guy must be paying off a lot of people to keep him hidden.

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